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  Another JW Urban Legend Thread

  by Funchback in

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  threads about jw urban legends are nothing new on this forum.

  they are loads of fun to read.

  how many of you remember the one about the teenager who skipped the meeting and decided to get into a car with his worldly friends and they worldly guys decided to rob a store and the jw didn't know they were going to do so but he was arrested simply for being with them?.

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  True story....Happened in Orlando. Sister walking down the street in broad daylight. As she was passing an alley, two homosexuals jumped her, dragged her into the alley, one held her down,the other...did her hair. just sayin
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  The coordinator of cong visited me last night

  by Chook in

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  he ran into me a work and asked could he come , i said only if you're by yourself and don't wear company garb.

  3 hours later and i might as well talked to myself.

  i used every illustration and persuasive argument.

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  Tight Pants Twinkle Toes

  Chook,

  You dumbass your always confusing them with the Facts. Remember 'babysteps'...'babysteps' or they will shit there panties!
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  Favorite/least favorite CO's and DO's

  by HereIgo in

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  i posted this thread sometime last year but thought i would revive it due to the new ones on the board, and to change things up a bit.

  my favorite?

  bro murikami, from hawaii, very humble, kind bro.

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  Ahh... Steve Misterfeld a real piss sniffer.

  Harfman jacked off looking in the mirror.
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  Favorite/least favorite CO's and DO's

  by HereIgo in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i posted this thread sometime last year but thought i would revive it due to the new ones on the board, and to change things up a bit.

  my favorite?

  bro murikami, from hawaii, very humble, kind bro.

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  Tight Pants Twinkle Toes

  I knew Tucker before he went into circuit work, your right, nice guy, still an idiot.

  yeah the Beauty and the Beast thing was a real hot button of his.
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  Favorite/least favorite CO's and DO's

  by HereIgo in

  1. jw
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  i posted this thread sometime last year but thought i would revive it due to the new ones on the board, and to change things up a bit.

  my favorite?

  bro murikami, from hawaii, very humble, kind bro.

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  Tight Pants Twinkle Toes

  So many Assholes so little time,

  some nice guys....

  DO..Floyd Kite, CA 1973ish,

  DO...Bartell, TX, 1980ish

  CO..Roger Cantwell

  Assholes: DO.. Brandozzi super dick.

  DO..Angelo Mannera thought he was hot shit.

  CO..Bruno Fredinelli looked like afucking bulldog acted like one to.

  CO..Joe Tucker..idiot..

  CO..Dick Jones self righteous BOOB

  CO..Floyd Garret..wife Sea Hag. I was an MS in a small town in EastTexas, Pittsburg to be exact. Caught a couple of elders in some shit and lying about it. I'd had enough and decided to leave, elders told me if I'd keep my mouth shut and be a good boy Iwould be an elder with the next CO visit, if not I asked? He drew his finger across his throat. We moved to a near by cong. Got a bad letter, the PO had been a friend for many years, and wanted to dispute the letter. I said forget it but he went and got Garret involved. He 'investigated', a few weeks later he came back and said, " you were right, and they were guilty, but I'm going to remove you, because it's easier to remove an MS than elders, and besides who will I find to replace them? And it was to much paper work" I said "how about a couple of sisters?" He didn't think that was very funny, I told him I wasn't trying to be funny, and this wasn't fair, his response.."who said life was fair?"

  Sometime later we moved to Tyler TX. A year later guess who our new CO is ? Bingo...Garret. He puts me in his service group, The rest of the group were in the car, he stops me and says "Your a fighter, I didn't think you would make it after what happened before". I responded " what if I had not made it?!? If you were to lazy to do your job, and couldn't handle the paper work then perhaps you should retire and let someone else do it, and if this is your feeble attempt at an apology, keep it, and we should get back in the car because I have a real urge to knock you out right here." Funny he never mentioned our little chat to the elders there.

  Biggest Asshole of them all ( based on my limited exposure )........Steve Ferrel, but this a story for another time, this one stands alone, and is what really started my journey to freedom.
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  OMG!! the Stereotyping!!

  by Tight Pants Twinkle Toes in

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  did anyone notice the blatant stereotyping in the ' remember the wife of lot' video?.

  the only thing missing with the oriental family was a pony tailed servant named 'hopsing' and that they all go off to work at the family laundry.. the mexican family ate tacos, refried beans, and hotsauce ('not there is anything wrong with hotsauce'....,sienfeld) at every meal, and of course the dad was a landscaper.

  wtf!?!?

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  Good one Sparky...what no ponytail? I think your really on to something there.
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  OMG!! the Stereotyping!!

  by Tight Pants Twinkle Toes in

  1. jw
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  did anyone notice the blatant stereotyping in the ' remember the wife of lot' video?.

  the only thing missing with the oriental family was a pony tailed servant named 'hopsing' and that they all go off to work at the family laundry.. the mexican family ate tacos, refried beans, and hotsauce ('not there is anything wrong with hotsauce'....,sienfeld) at every meal, and of course the dad was a landscaper.

  wtf!?!?

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  Did anyone notice the blatant stereotyping in the ' Remember the Wife of Lot' video?

  The only thing missing with the oriental family was a pony tailed servant named 'Hopsing' and that they all go off to work at the family laundry.

  the Mexican family ate tacos, refried beans, and hotsauce ('not there is anything wrong with hotsauce'....,sienfeld) at every meal, and of course the dad was a landscaper. WTF!?!? Just sayin
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  Reached a milestone today!

  by Bungi Bill in

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  today represents for me something of a milestone.

  after breaking both bones in my lower left leg nearly four months ago, i am now able to walk without the aid of crutches.

  also, the orthopedic specialist has cleared me to once more drive a motor vehicle.

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  Tight Pants Twinkle Toes

  Wonderful news, Bungi Now don't go apeshit and go dancing tonight!

  Stay thirsty my friend,

  TPTT
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  There is no Holy Spirit.

  by hoser in

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  there is no holy spirit.

  i lead a double life.

  i post on apostate web sites, swear like a sailor, covertly subvert the watchtower religion and do many other things i'd rather not mention.

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  Tight Pants Twinkle Toes

  I came to realize there was no holy spirit, at least in this Org. when I was appointed an elder, and I saw the fucked up decisions the body came up with.
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  UN Budget Cuts

  by Finally Left in

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  i just read this on the news.

  http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-budget-un-iduskbn18k1v2.

  it shows president trump wants to make deep cuts to the un.

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  Tight Pants Twinkle Toes

  If Trump pulls out of the UN, WT will have to come with a way to cut off one of the Scarlet Colored Wild Beasts heads. THAT exercise will be fun to watch. Rat Bastards!